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Pirates of Tedium: Without End!
Jon Weinel from Dorset,
29th May, 2007
Probably the worst film of the 3, the plot is awkward and does not flow well. The film and characters are by this point in the trilogy neither compelling nor interesting, and in the case of Keira Knightly, utterly insipid and irritating. Had Knightly been replaced with a half decent actress of some kind perhaps the film could have been saved. Although Depp is watchable as ever, and provides occasional respite from the creeping boredom, it is not enough to carry the film for 3 hours. There are no real problems with the supporting cast, but the script is diabolically poor, and the humour akin to flogging a dead horse in a way that is not at all comedic. Going beyond “suspense of disbelief to tell a good adventure story”, much of the plot and special effects sequences are more on the side of 'stupid nonsense'. The film slowly drags itself through one after another contrived plot twist and extended special effects sequence in an attempt to create a sense of the epic, toward which it fails miserably. There are a few scenes which I did like, such as the surreal plane of nothingness which Depp finds himself on, and the part where they sail to the edge of the map. But in retrospect these bits merely hint toward how much better the film could have been, and how awful it really is. It is probably worth watching for the spectacle, but I was glad when it was finally over.
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